BARON OF HOLLYWOOD

Baron Davis loves nicknames. He's been known as: B-Diddy....BD....The Beard....Baron of the Hardwood....and, a personal fave, Boom Dizzle. His given name was simply not sufficient enough to pacify the former UCLA and Santa Monica Crossroads stud.
Or, maybe he wears too many hats off the court. When he's not dealing on the basketball court, Davis is making deals as a businessman, producer, manager and part-time actor. B-Diddy has been associated with pop culture icons such as The Game, Jessica Alba, Adam Sandler and Kate Hudson.
Davis' game and his Hollywood persona belongs in Los Angeles. The match made in heaven finally materialized when Davis signed with the Clippers last summer. Davis adds starpower to a star-craving team that is looking to possibly steal some of the spotlight away from Kobe Bryant and the Lakers. OK, maybe the Clippers are not ready to steal the spotlight from the Lakers after a 38-point thumping at Staples Center on opening night.
"One of the big reasons I wanted to come back home was so I could impact the communities of my hometown in a positive way, and I'm excited to do that," Davis wrote on his blog site. "I was trying to wear number 85, in honor of the street I grew up on and where my basketball career was truly started by my grandfather who built my first hoop in our backyard. However, I chose number 1, I've worn it before and feel comfortable in it. "
So far, the Davis-Clippers union is still in the honeymoon stages. But if the Clippers continue to get pounded on the court, this marriage could be headed for a messy divorce.

ALL IS FORGIVEN, LILO

During an interview with "Access Hollywood," actress Lindsay Lohan was asked by Maria Menounos how she felt when Barack Obama won the presidential election. Lohan replied: "It's an amazing feeling, you know. It's our first colored president."
Murmur.
But Lohan's comment should not be taken seriously, just like her acting skills. The NAACP already said that there is no apology needed because of the source. Innocent LiLo means well when she made the "colored president" comment. She's been a big supporter of President-elect Obama and was actually genuinely moved by his speech on Nov. 4. It just shows the awkwardness most people still have on how to address our multi-racial president. It's OK, folks. The minorities of this country understand your problem. We, the minority people, have accepted the fact that the majority of Americans (Democrats and Republicans) are still uncomfortable with the whole notion of having a black man as the President of the United States. Here's the solution. Instead of struggling to find the most politically correct way of addressing our newly elected president, how about just calling him President Barack Obama.

OBAMA SURVIVES McCAIN'S ALL-OUT BLITZ

I have to apologize by bringing politics on this site. Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain played their third and final debate on Wednesday, Oct. 15, at Hofstra University in New York. To stay in the context of this site, I'll use use a football analogy to analyze the presidential gabfest.

McCain, feeling a need to change the tide late in the political game, applied heavy pressure on Obama in the first 30 minutes of the debate and may have occasionally forced the Illinois senator to scramble. But as the debate wore on McCain's hard-charging style slowed and the Arizona senator looked frustrated and exasperated. You could say the 72-year-old war veteran appeared to have run out of foreign oil.

In contrast, Obama stuck to the game plan and weathered all of McCain's attacks like a seasoned veteran. He absorbed some hits early but was able to regain his balance and complete his points. For someone who is supposed to lack experience in this election, Obama showed the American people that he can stand toe-to-toe with the more savvy McCain.

McCain did score points on aggressiveness, a fact not lost on the Republican base. But why did he take so long to go on the attack? Where was this in the first two debates?

Obama may not be everyone's choice to be President of the United States and, for all intents and purposes, he may very well have some serious flaws. But find me a politician who doesn't have flaws. John F. Kennedy was questioned about his youth and lack of experience when he ran for president and I think he answered those questions fairly quickly.

At worst, Obama can't be as bad as George W. Bush. At best, he could be comparable to Bill Clinton. Obama shares the same views most people have when it comes to today's world. His policies on the economy, healthcare and foreign affairs are far more realistic than McCain's. McCain is selling an idea that still does not detach from the government of the last eight years.

Nobody likes to pay taxes. Not even Bill Gates or Warren Buffett. But in order to get this country out of the ditch, those who can afford to pay taxes may have to sacrifice their trip to the Cayman Islands or the Virgin Islands and fork over a few dollars to help the middle class.

McCain claims he won't raise taxes but where is he going to get the money to pay for all his reforms? George W. Bush didn't raise taxes but he borrowed so much money that we now need to come up with new numerical symbol. What comes after trillion?

And how come John McCain can easily pull his campaign out of the state of Michigan but he won't pull out of Iraq? Hmmm. McCain simply refuses to give up on a war that was solely based on an agenda. We can argue day and night about the war in Iraq but the bottom line for me is, the United States of America, the country that stands for freedom and democracy, invaded a country and stripped them of their livelihood. For what? Because Muslims are bad people and they needed to be sent to the principal's office? Because we needed to "let off some nuclear steam" on the heels of 9/11? Whatever the reason may be, it wasn't enough to start a war that has cost this country billions of dollars and thousands of lives.

Somehow I don't think a country the size of Iraq is powerful enough to terrorize a country the size of the United States. It may put a dent on it, but it won't be enough to sink it.

Terrorism is not the one anchor sinking the United States. Two things that are sinking this country are greed and corruption. Not weapons of mass destruction. Not fear of another country attacking us. Not global warming.

Greed and corruption!

Greed destroyed the housing market. Greed killed the financial market and sent the Gordon Gekko's of the world into the unemployment line. Corruption in the government led to the abomination of FEMA. So far, during the George W. Bush administration, we lost two towers in New York, the city of New Orleans and Wall Street. Dude is like the Grim Reaper. Whenever I see him on TV, I punch my hanging chad.

Whoever wins the presidency on Nov. 4, he better bring a large broom to the White House to clean up all the mess. If not, he can always send someone else to do the job for $40.

HOLLYWOOD'S TRUE HUSTLER

Movie stars live forever. All we have to do is pop in a VHS tape or DVD and re-live their best moments.

When I heard that Paul Newman died, I went to my living room and looked for "The Hustler." I consider it one of the best sports movies of all time and probably could argue that it's one of the best movies of all time. The concept of the film has been used repeatedly over the years. Many films based their scripts on "The Hustler."

Fast Eddie Felson and Minnesota Fats could have easily been Bud Fox and Gordon Gekko. It could have been Mr. Miyagi and Daniel LaRusso. It could have been Doc Hudson and Lightnight McQueen. It's the classic teacher-and-pupil storyline. The concept is timeless and brilliantly crafted.

The movie had such a lasting impact that Hollywood brought back Fast Eddie in "The Color of Money," which earned Newman an Oscar.

On Saturday afternoon on Sept. 27, I had to watch Newman in "The Hustler" again. I didn't like the feeling of hearing Paul Newman dying at the age of 83 as my last memory of the man who gave me so many unforgettable memories.

Newman was more than just a movie star. He was a humanitarian and a sportsman. He was co-owner of the Newman-Hass Racing team. His last major motion picture was the 2006 animated film "Cars." He was the voice of Doc Hudson. Newman loved cars and it was ironic that "Cars" was his last project.

Newman may have lost his race with life but his contribution to film and entertainment lives on.

PALIN IN COMPARISON

Who is funnier? Tina Fey or Sarah Palin.
It's like choosing between your first born and your youngest child. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on the opening stanza of Saturday Night Live last week was bone-chillingly hilarious. Fey could easily play the vice presidential candidate and would probably do a better job as a politician.
Maybe they should switch places because Palin would be an incredible asset on SNL. Her performance on 20/20 was worthy of an Emmy.
Charles Gibson asked her if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine and she responded, "In what respect, Charlie?"
That was one of the funniest lines ever uttered on national TV. Her delivery was on cue. Her facial expression was priceless. After that, I was thoroughly convinced that Palin can do comedy.
Oh. Wait a minute. That wasn't an act?

REPUBLICANS GO FOR THE LONGSHOT

Desperate times call for desperate messures.

Sen. John McCain and his Republican party called timeout and summoned a gun-carrying, PTA-card holding hockey mom from Alaska ~ who also happens to be a former beauty queen and high school basketball point guard ~ to run for Vice President of the United States of America and change the momentum of the 2008 presidential election.

Say hello to Sarah Palin, a 44-year-old social conservative who has governed the state of Alaska for the past two years and prior to that was mayor of her small town. I guess two years of governing a state with a population the size of San Bernardino County is good enough for McCain and the GOP!

Only time will tell if this huge gamble will pay off. The Republicans needed a little pick-me-up after Sen. Barack Obama got a 10-point boost from the Democratic National Convention in Denver. McCain and his conservative troops are hoping, or praying, that the 18 million or so pro-Hillary Clinton supporters will jump on the Palin snowmobile and ride the Republican express ticket all the way to the White House. Let's just hope, and pray, the 18 million or so Clinton supporters are not shallow enough to fall into this GOP trap of gender politics. Whew! Had to get that off my chest.

Behind The Maverick and The M.I.L.F., the Republicans are putting on a fullcourt press in an attempt to turn things around and hope for a come-from-behind victory on Nov. 4. But what the GOP failed to realize is, Sen. Obama knows a thing or two about handling fullcourt pressure and won't be dropping the ball any time soon.

DANCING WITH NEW STARS

A 350-pound former NFL defensive tackle. A Grammy Award winner. Two Olympians. A daytime soap opera legend. An 82-year-old actress. A "Hannah Montana" star not named Miley Cyrus. A celebrity chef. A comedian. A reality TV star who Paris Hilton teased for having a "cottage cheese" butt. A sexy TV host once married to a famous plastic surgeon and now engaged to former Baywatch lifeguard David Charvet. Another former 'N Sync member not named Justin Timberlake. And the guy who played Stan Gable in "Revenge of the Nerds."

The seventh season of "Dancing with the Stars" begins on Sept. 22 and this new batch of toe-tappers should provide the popular show plenty of interest, intrigue and sass. Kenny Mayne should have a field day on "DanceCenter."

The show announced it will feature Susan Lucci ("All My Children"), Toni Braxton (singer), Maurice Greene (track and field), Misty May-Treanor (beach volleyball), Cloris Leachman ("The Last Picture Show"), Cody Linley ("Hannah Montana"), Warren Sapp (retired NFL lineman), Lance Bass ('N Sync), Brooke Burke (TV host/model/actress), Rocco DiSpirito (celebrity chef), Kim Kardashian ("Keeping up with the Kardashians"), Ted McGinley ("Married with Children" and "Revenge of the Nerds"), Jeffrey Ross (comedian).

Here are 10 predictions for this season:
1) Somebody will hook up. Odds on favorite to do so: Lance Bass and Tony Dovolani.
2) Kim Kardashian will be eliminated by Week 4. In reality, America hates beautiful people. How else can you explain Stacy Keibler's third-place finishi in Season 2? E-Blitz loves you, Stacy.
3) Brooke Burke will thank Garth Fisher, her ex-husband and plastic surgeon, in helping her stay young and fit.
4) Warren Sapp will stun the judges with his great footwork and agility. Not sure why this is such a surprise since all football players have good footwork and agility even for a big man like Sapp. I am looking forward to seeing Sapp and Kardashian do some serious booty shakes in the samba round.
5) Toni Braxton will dance to one of her songs.
6) Carrie Ann Inaba will penalize a couple for doing a lift.
7) Cloris Leachman will struggle with tempo. She's 82 years old!
8) At some point, Bruno will point out that Misty May-Treanor moves as if her feet were stuck on sand. Misty will respond by dumping her partner in favor of her beach volleyball BFF, Kerri Walsh.
9) Susan Lucci will reach the finals but won't win it.
10) A professional athlete will take home the trophy. My money is on Maurice Greene.