Sunday, August 17, 2008

MICHAEL PHELPS IS 'AQUAMAN'

There is one explanation why Michael Phelps is so good in the water. He's part amphibian.
This claim is based on a few questions that remain unanswered. Has anyone seen Phelps out of the water for more than two hours? Didn't think so.
Has anyone seen Phelps' grill? Definitely not human.
Has anyone noticed Phelps' pre-race ritual where he slaps his back three times with the opposite arm like a swordfish eager to get back into the ocean? Very odd.
Has anyone seen the commercial where Phelps is about to dive into a shark-infested pool? Seems he's oblivious to dangerous sea creatures.
All these things point to signs that Phelps is not your average Olympic swimmer.
No human has ever won eight gold medals in one Olympics or set seven world records or win a race by .01 or swim 17 times and seemingly fresh enough to race 17 more times.
And if there is any hint of performance enhancing drugs in Phelps' system, Olympic officials have not been able to detect it.
So, having said all of that, I've concluded that the reasons for Phelps' mind-boggling display of superhuman feat are because:
[] He is the son of Tom Curry, a lighthouse keeper, and Atlanna, a waterbreathing outcast from the lost city of Atlantis.
[] He is able to breathe under water, communicate with sea animals and swim at high speeds.
Michael Phelps is ... AQUAMAN!

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