Thursday, December 4, 2008
SELF-INFLICTED WOUNDS
If there is any consolation for Avery, at least he does not have to face a minimum of three years in prison for his detrimental conduct, which is something the controversial Burress could be facing if he's convicted of the weapons charges.
Depending on which report you may have heard or read, Burress was doing the safety dance at 1 a.m. at a nightclub in Manhattan when he popped his Glock inside his pants. Teammate Antonio Pierce panicked and called the New York Giants athletic trainer hoping he can save the day by patching up Burress' gunshot wound with some really good athletic tape. Now, when you are in a club and someone gets shot, shouldn't you be calling your mom? I guess Mom turned off her iPhone. Pierce drove Burress to a nearby hospital, checked him in under the name PlexiGlass and drove to New Jersey to bury the weapon at Giants Stadium. No? OK, maybe that wasn't how it really went down. Also, no truth to the rumor that Nurse Rachet and Dr. McDreamy were involved in the hospital cover-up. Some of the New York media were wondering why the Giants took so long in reporting the incident to the police. I think the main reason for the delay was because Burress and Pierce were still trying to figure out how to explain the whole story to Coach Tom Coughlin without getting busted. It was worth a shot!
As for Avery, his sexually charged soundbite was aimed at his former girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert, who is apparently driving a curved stick between Avery and Calgary Flames Defenseman Dion Phaneuf.
The sexy star of the hit TV show "24" recently ditched the over-the-hill Avery for the younger and more studly Phaneuf. For whatever reason, this union has struck a nerve with Avery as he insinuated that Phaneuf is picking up after his leftovers. Sounds like someone is missing The Girl Next Door...eh!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
BARON OF HOLLYWOOD
Baron Davis loves nicknames. He's been known as: B-Diddy....BD....The Beard....Baron of the Hardwood....and, a personal fave, Boom Dizzle. His given name was simply not sufficient enough to pacify the former UCLA and Santa Monica Crossroads stud.
Or, maybe he wears too many hats off the court. When he's not dealing on the basketball court, Davis is making deals as a businessman, producer, manager and part-time actor. B-Diddy has been associated with pop culture icons such as The Game, Jessica Alba, Adam Sandler and Kate Hudson.
Davis' game and his Hollywood persona belongs in Los Angeles. The match made in heaven finally materialized when Davis signed with the Clippers last summer. Davis adds starpower to a star-craving team that is looking to possibly steal some of the spotlight away from Kobe Bryant and the Lakers. OK, maybe the Clippers are not ready to steal the spotlight from the Lakers after a 38-point thumping at Staples Center on opening night.
"One of the big reasons I wanted to come back home was so I could impact the communities of my hometown in a positive way, and I'm excited to do that," Davis wrote on his blog site. "I was trying to wear number 85, in honor of the street I grew up on and where my basketball career was truly started by my grandfather who built my first hoop in our backyard. However, I chose number 1, I've worn it before and feel comfortable in it. "
So far, the Davis-Clippers union is still in the honeymoon stages. But if the Clippers continue to get pounded on the court, this marriage could be headed for a messy divorce.
Friday, November 14, 2008
ALL IS FORGIVEN, LILO
During an interview with "Access Hollywood," actress Lindsay Lohan was asked by Maria Menounos how she felt when Barack Obama won the presidential election. Lohan replied: "It's an amazing feeling, you know. It's our first colored president."
Murmur.
But Lohan's comment should not be taken seriously, just like her acting skills. The NAACP already said that there is no apology needed because of the source. Innocent LiLo means well when she made the "colored president" comment. She's been a big supporter of President-elect Obama and was actually genuinely moved by his speech on Nov. 4. It just shows the awkwardness most people still have on how to address our multi-racial president. It's OK, folks. The minorities of this country understand your problem. We, the minority people, have accepted the fact that the majority of Americans (Democrats and Republicans) are still uncomfortable with the whole notion of having a black man as the President of the United States. Here's the solution. Instead of struggling to find the most politically correct way of addressing our newly elected president, how about just calling him President Barack Obama.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
OBAMA SURVIVES McCAIN'S ALL-OUT BLITZ
McCain, feeling a need to change the tide late in the political game, applied heavy pressure on Obama in the first 30 minutes of the debate and may have occasionally forced the Illinois senator to scramble. But as the debate wore on McCain's hard-charging style slowed and the Arizona senator looked frustrated and exasperated. You could say the 72-year-old war veteran appeared to have run out of foreign oil.
In contrast, Obama stuck to the game plan and weathered all of McCain's attacks like a seasoned veteran. He absorbed some hits early but was able to regain his balance and complete his points. For someone who is supposed to lack experience in this election, Obama showed the American people that he can stand toe-to-toe with the more savvy McCain.
McCain did score points on aggressiveness, a fact not lost on the Republican base. But why did he take so long to go on the attack? Where was this in the first two debates?
Obama may not be everyone's choice to be President of the United States and, for all intents and purposes, he may very well have some serious flaws. But find me a politician who doesn't have flaws. John F. Kennedy was questioned about his youth and lack of experience when he ran for president and I think he answered those questions fairly quickly.
At worst, Obama can't be as bad as George W. Bush. At best, he could be comparable to Bill Clinton. Obama shares the same views most people have when it comes to today's world. His policies on the economy, healthcare and foreign affairs are far more realistic than McCain's. McCain is selling an idea that still does not detach from the government of the last eight years.
Nobody likes to pay taxes. Not even Bill Gates or Warren Buffett. But in order to get this country out of the ditch, those who can afford to pay taxes may have to sacrifice their trip to the Cayman Islands or the Virgin Islands and fork over a few dollars to help the middle class.
McCain claims he won't raise taxes but where is he going to get the money to pay for all his reforms? George W. Bush didn't raise taxes but he borrowed so much money that we now need to come up with new numerical symbol. What comes after trillion?
And how come John McCain can easily pull his campaign out of the state of Michigan but he won't pull out of Iraq? Hmmm. McCain simply refuses to give up on a war that was solely based on an agenda. We can argue day and night about the war in Iraq but the bottom line for me is, the United States of America, the country that stands for freedom and democracy, invaded a country and stripped them of their livelihood. For what? Because Muslims are bad people and they needed to be sent to the principal's office? Because we needed to "let off some nuclear steam" on the heels of 9/11? Whatever the reason may be, it wasn't enough to start a war that has cost this country billions of dollars and thousands of lives.
Somehow I don't think a country the size of Iraq is powerful enough to terrorize a country the size of the United States. It may put a dent on it, but it won't be enough to sink it.
Terrorism is not the one anchor sinking the United States. Two things that are sinking this country are greed and corruption. Not weapons of mass destruction. Not fear of another country attacking us. Not global warming.
Greed and corruption!
Greed destroyed the housing market. Greed killed the financial market and sent the Gordon Gekko's of the world into the unemployment line. Corruption in the government led to the abomination of FEMA. So far, during the George W. Bush administration, we lost two towers in New York, the city of New Orleans and Wall Street. Dude is like the Grim Reaper. Whenever I see him on TV, I punch my hanging chad.
Whoever wins the presidency on Nov. 4, he better bring a large broom to the White House to clean up all the mess. If not, he can always send someone else to do the job for $40.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
HOLLYWOOD'S TRUE HUSTLER
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
PALIN IN COMPARISON
Who is funnier? Tina Fey or Sarah Palin.
It's like choosing between your first born and your youngest child. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on the opening stanza of Saturday Night Live last week was bone-chillingly hilarious. Fey could easily play the vice presidential candidate and would probably do a better job as a politician.
Maybe they should switch places because Palin would be an incredible asset on SNL. Her performance on 20/20 was worthy of an Emmy.
Charles Gibson asked her if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine and she responded, "In what respect, Charlie?"
That was one of the funniest lines ever uttered on national TV. Her delivery was on cue. Her facial expression was priceless. After that, I was thoroughly convinced that Palin can do comedy.
Oh. Wait a minute. That wasn't an act?